Jun 29, 2011

one way communication T-T

Hey you, reader from Asia/Pacific region!! :p

good day today..? hohohoho


p/s: no taching2 haa.. :p

Wordless Wednesday

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Jun 27, 2011

why bother trying so hard to fit in?





you can never be one of them anyway..

Jun 15, 2011

Dugaan..






Harini ktorang gaduh lagi..
entah lah we don't really see eye to eye these days..
aku selalu tak setuju ngan die..
yelah, asik2 die je nak betul..
aku pun nak hak untuk bersuara..
bukan ape, aku tak suka lah org menunjuk2 ni..
aku tau, dia kaya..
aku pulak, sederhana2 je..
tapi aku takde lah nak show off ape aku ade..
aku tak tahan mengadap muke die lagi..
aku pun masuk bilik, baring2 buat word search lagi bagos..





petang tu aku tnga driving..
die tak henti2 membebel..
dalam hati aku kate, "boleh tak senyap?? 2 saat pun cukup lah.."
die ingat aku berminat ke nak denga dia cakap..
then aku pun tak tahan..
aku jerit
"diamlah!! ko ingat aku nak tau sangat cerita ko?!!"
and amazingly, die tak behenti becakap..
tak penah aku jumpa la spesis sellfish macamni..
aku sabar je..




semalam aku tengok mak aku bekebun kat tepi rumah..
tibe2 aku nampak die datang..
aku pun mengelak, pegi tempat lain..
aku tak suka, bau dia kuat sangat
sesak nafas aku nanti..
tapi yang menyakitkan ati nye
die ikot aku..
ye, DIE IKOT AKU!
aku tak tahan, aku cakap kat mak aku
aku nak masuk dalam umah dulu..
and die, lantak la,
duduk la kat luar tu..






p/s:

pergaduhan 1st belaku antara aku dengan peti televisyen semasa MTV Teen Cribs sedang disiarkan.

perbalahan 2nd belaku antara aku dengan radio dalam kereta semasa mendengar dj flyfm membebel.

persengketaan 3rd belaku antara aku dengan asap sampah yang dibakar oleh emakku.




yela, bace blog org cite pasal gado2 ngan bf, aku pun nak gado jugak!!
bear with me.. ngeh3..

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Jun 11, 2011

Nora Elena :p





Eh kejap2..

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ha, betol lah tu tajok post aku..

waaa magic2, azi tengok cite melayu!!

*clap clap clap clap*
\(^o^)/


ha takde la tengok pon, ni haa time kat umah sewa my housemates memang layan every single drama pukul 7 kat tv3 tu.. asal kul 7, haa sume kumpul depan tv 10 inch tu.. lol.. biase time tu lah, everytime aku dari bilik nak pg toilet ke, dapur ke, toleh la cite tu dalam 3-4 saat.. -__- aku biase magrib duduk kat katil baca magazine mens health :p eh takdelah, tipu je..

lepas tu, time cuti kat rumah aku ni, akak ipar aku due2 layan cite tu jugak.. so aku pun ter tengoklah skali.. kenape aku tgk? mesti lah sebab heroin dia cun.. and younger than me plak tu! (yeah, so unfair) :p and hero die? eventho ramai wanita2 kate die hemsem.. sorry he's not my type :p

zzzzzz.. so oleh kerane tanak rase ketinggalan tahun aku pun dengan rajin nya menengok past episodes dekat tonton.com.my zzzzzzzz..

okay, yeah, this story sangat la tak logic and far fetch.. tapi.. aaaah screw that! da name pun adaptasi dari novel kan.. biar lah at least memberi idea pada wanita2 kat luar sane tu ha.. nak berangan2 mase kelas matematik..

konklusi nye cite ni sesuai la untuk taylor swift.. sebab die kan suke fairy tale.. :p
persoalan: semayang tak tinggal tapi pakai seksi.. boleh eh macam tu??



selingan:

favourite guys :p



Jorm, Andy and Kiv.. they are The Lonely Island and slalu appear dalam SNL.. Funny guys always are my favourite :p I mean, FUNNY not FAKE.. and of course, my "funny" tak sama dengan most girl's "funny" ;)



Charlie Mcdonnel (charlieissocoollike) on youtube.. hmm he's a total nerd lah.. And nerds rule, enuff said :p





ni ha name die Randy something2.. ha, slalu main tukar2 channel kat tv tenampak muka cowok ni.. mesti la nampak sebab dia gantang.. lol.. ah! luaran semata2! takpe lah nak cukupkan kuota at least ade sorang lelaki asia :p




and last but not list, this guy.. of kos lah i kenot mention his name or put a picture of him here, because unlike any other guys up there, he did exist in my real life.. aicheh.. and he's not mine and that's totally fine :)



kthnksbai


Jun 8, 2011

Budak-budak sekarang..

Fakta:






Haish,
kecik2 da ade blog..
lepas tu dalam blog 99% cite pasal pakwe..


"owh, hariniw i kapel ngan fernando, shayang biy gilew2, love you forever and ever!! oh, nak tau tak mashamanew kitew kenal? i nampak diew kat pavi, stylo gileww lah dressup diew, masham justin bibir! diew pakai spek 3D keler purple, then jaket korea (walaupun cuaca Malaysia 100 degree celcius je) lepas tew die smoking..wow, howt!!!!! malam tuew i add dia kat facebuk.. lepas chat ngan diew 3 minit, i sedar i cintew kat die sheshangatt!! so kitowng pown declare.. pashni i da bole post gamba ktowang hug2 n kish2.. awwww shuweeeet "



figure 26.3 : simpanlah aksi2 sebegini selepas kawin..

budak, budak.. dalam usia muda remaja, ape lah erti cinta sume tu.. pade aku itu lust and hiburan semata2.. tersangatlah rugi kecik2 kau dah terjebak dengan cinta monyet.. kalau kau pandai jage maruah takpe.. eh pun tak boleh jugak.. kerana satu hari nanti bila kau dah dewasa, kau mesti akan terfikir.. "wtf was i thinking??"



3 hari kemudian..


"owh i da break ngan fernando ;( sediwh gegilew lawh.. i nangis 3 hari tanpa henti.. i tak lalu makan.. penat mak i cari duit, masak beras, i tak sentuh pun sebab tengah frust tetonggeng-tonggeng.. risau mak tengok i tak makan.. tapi pedulik ape i, mak tak penting, fernando laaaaagi penting.."



figure 1.3: sedih tengok anak aku tu, kecik2 nak jadi doktor, tapi bile da sekolah menengah sibuk nak duduk shopping mall cari pakwe.. bile keluar mintak duit aku pulak tu..


hai budak, kasihanilah mak bapak korang.. penat diorang besarkan kau.. di saat mak kau lahirkan kau, bapak kau pangku kau dengan penuh kasih sayang.. azankan di telinga kau.. dalam hatinya berdoa.. 'ya Allah, jadikanlah anakku ini manusia yang berguna..' saat kau membesar, mereka lindung kau, tak bagi sikit pun tercalar.. masa kecil kau sangat rapat dengan mak n bapak.. kenapa bila remaja kau jadi musuh diorang? kawan2 n pakwe jugak yang kau dahulukan.. ingatlah, kawan2, pakwe2 come and go.. tapi mak bapak ade 1 je dalam dunia ni.. and once they go, they wont ever come back.. mase tu nak menyesal tak gune dah..




"kat skewl cikgu ajar, terbayang2 mukew fernando.. pergi toilet i berak then nampak mukew fernando dalam mangkuk tandas.. sayu hati i.. sepanjang hari i tulis dekat buku latihan 'I MISS YOU FERNANDO' ..latihan kajian tempatan i tak kisah buat.. takpe lah, kalau I dapat kapel balik dengan fernando, i boleh berhenti sekolah terus.. masa depan i lagi terjamin di samping nyew.."




figure 3456: even sekolah aku tak cool macam hogwarts.. aku still suke nak pegi..

hoi budak, tengah sekolah buat cara sekolah!!! jangan nak masuk angin sangatla.. ko ingat da tue nanti nak mintak keje ade tulis kat resume "saya berpengalaman mempunyai pakwe sebanyak 18 orang" ?? klu ko bazirkan mase skolah dengan hangout kat mall lah, shisha lah, jadah la.. ko akan menyesal di kemudian hari.. isilah mase dengan perkara berfaedah..



"hariniw i bawak moto eksiwdewn sebab nampak bayangan fernando melintas.. (ala macam bella nampak edward dalam twilight tu lahh) .. da jatuh baru sedar rupew2nye pokok togeh yang i nampak tadi tew.. cagu i dara2 u.. eh dara2 jangan sebut, sensitip you! kowg sape hah nak judge akuw?? pelacur kat lorong hj taib tu kowang tanak pulak judge?? miss pahang mak nyah dengan tema minangkabau betanduk tu kowg tanak judge?? akuw darew ke tak darew ade nyusahkan mak bapak korang??"



figure 2: takpe dik, umah akak runtuh pun takpe, adik punya pasai..

yelah tu dik.. too much Twilight is no good! haha.. jangan nak drama sangatla.. nanti Tuhan bagi bala bencana, biarlah orang yang tak berdosa ramai2 tanggung ye.. tengkiu adik..

esoknya..

"hariniw i nampak sowg mamat niw kat midbeli.. macho gilew, rambut pacak2, idung ade subang.. i pown senyewm2 kat diew, then diew bg number!! betuahnyew i!! da dapat boyfie baru!!! namew diew Ricardo.. oh Ricardo Isecson do Santos Leite bin Bedol, I LOVE YOU FOREVER!!"




figure x: wajah sebenar Ricardo


and the cycle goes on and on and on... -_______-






konklusinye.. bile ko rase ko nak buat sesuatu.. fikir2 kan lah.. adakah selepas 3 , 4 or 5 tahun lagi ko akan tengok balik benda tu, and feel proud of it?? or shamed of it?? regret much?


You ARE who you hang with. Be aware of yourself. You may start to believe and become those around you. Positive.. or negative - Selena G :p




kthnksbai ;)

Dancing Crazy~

u know sometimes when I'm alone
i kinda get crazy and loud xD


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but of course when my mum or anyone is around, i'll be like..

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hahaha..
ok this 2 songs macam sounds the same kan?
the beat is so avril-ish..
tengok2 tadi baru tau
oh yang miranda cosgrove nyanyi tu avril co-wrote jugak..
patut lah





You know that I'm a crazy bitch,
I do what I want when I feel like it,
All I wanna do is loose control,
But you don't really give a shit,
You go with go with go with it,
Cause you're fucking crazy rock-n-roll

You said hey,
What's your name,
It took one look,
And now I'm not the same,
Yeah you said hey,
And since that day,
You stole my heart and you're the one to blame,
Yeah.

And that's why... I smile,
It's been a while,
Since everyday and everything has felt this right...
And now,
You turn it all around,
And suddenly you're all I need,
The reason why-I-I-I,
I smi-I-ile.

Last night I blacked out I think,
What did you what did you put in my drink?
I remember making out and then,
I woke up with a new tattoo,
Your name was on me and my name was on you,
I would do it all over again.

You said hey,
What's your name,
It took one look,
And now i'm not the same,
You said hey,

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/smile-lyrics-avril-lavigne.html ]

And since that day,
You stole my heart and you're the one to blame,
Yeah.

And that's why... I smile,
It's been a while,
Since everyday and everything has felt this right...
And now,
You turn it all around,
And suddenly you're all I need,
The reason why-I-I-I,
I smi-I-ile.

You know that I'm a crazy bitch,
I do what I want , when I feel like it
All I wanna do is loose control,
You know that I'm a crazy bitch,
I do what I want , when I feel like it
All I wanna do is loose control-o-ol.

And that's why... I smile,
It's been a while,
Since everyday and everything has felt this right...
And now,
You turn it all around,
And suddenly you're all I need,
The reason why-I-I-I,
I smi-I-ile,
The reason,
The reason why-I-I-I,
I smi-I-ile,
The reason why-I-I-I,
I smi-I-ile.






I've got a feeling that it's gonna be alright,
We don't know where we're goin' and I don't know where I'm at,
I'm kinda thinkin' I don't like nobody else,
You know whatever happens, I will be right by your side,

You, me in the spotlight,
Running around till the end of the night,
Hot, hot keep it comin',
We can rock out till the early morning,

You, me, going all night,
We don't care who's wrong and who's right,
Hot, hot, keep it comin',
We can rock out till the early morning,

Chorus:

Everybody's dancin' dancin' crazy,
And we never stop, never stop,
Everybody's ragin', ragin' crazy,
Put your hands up,
Put your hands up,

I like you and you like me,
We get together and we're happy,
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
Smack!
And I like the way that we kiss,
You and me together like this,
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
Smack!

Another night,
And so just crank that music up,
We don't know where we're goin',
And I don't know where I'm at,
It doesn't matter cause we always know what's up,
I know whatever happens,
You will be right by my side,

You, me in the spotlight,
Running around till the end of the night,
Hot, hot, keep it comin',
We can rock out till the early morning,

You, me, going all night,
We don't care who's wrong and who's right,
Hot, hot, keep it comin',
We can rock out till the early morning,

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/dancing-crazy-lyrics-miranda-cosgrove.html ]


Chorus:

Everybody's dancin', dancin' crazy,
And we never stop, never stop,
Everybody's ragin', ragin' crazy,
Put your hands up,
Put your hands up,

I like you and you like me,
We get together and we're happy,
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
Smack!

And I like the way that we kiss,
You and me together like this,
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
Smack!

Oh, oh, uh, oh,

Chrous: (2x)
Everybody's dancin', dancin' crazy,
And we never stop, we never stop,
Everybody's ragin', ragin' crazy,
Put your hands up,
Put your hands up

Everybody's dancin', dancin' crazy,
And we never stop, we never stop,
Everybody's ragin', ragin' crazy,
Put your hands up,
Put your hands up,

I like you and you like me,
We get together and we're happy,
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
Smack!

And I like the way that we kiss,
You and me together like this,
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
Smack!!!!