May 31, 2011

Aku bukan kayu, aku manusia..

Holiday 4 months -.-
What am I doing?



1. Just dance






game ni best. main like half an hour and you're sweating like hell
great way to workout and burn those fats.. also coordination
setakat ni semua highscore dalam tu is mine :p
oh, sebab i play alone T-T
kalau ada family or kawan, main ramai2 lagi best
akan terserlah lah kekayuan masing2 yang tak penah pegi clubbing
Alhamdulillah.. :p





2. Ukulele much?





my bro lah beli and i was like..
strumming it all nite long~ xD
oh aku tak reti men gitar by the way..
kalau main gitar punya difficulty like 10
ukulele punya like 4..
so easayyyy.. but still, imma noob T-T
lagi 5 taun maybe dah boleh jadi macam budak atas ni..






3. Staring competition






with my cat..
oh forgot i no longer have one..
then it must have been my ceiling fan..




kthnksbai

Ketakutan keterbakaran

I need a ski mask!
oh, for those who doesn't know what a ski mask is..
ala, yang biase orang mesen rumput pakai tu..
nak elak muke kena batu, nak lindung dari rumput2 beterbangan..
aku panggil ski mask..

x tau gak?
ala macam dalam cite omputih yang die pegi rompak kedai kat pam minyak tu..
tgk kat cctv tak nampak muka sebab pakai ski mask..
(asal cite omputih je pengaruh buruk, stereotaip betul lah kau ni)

well, aku bukan nak rompak bank ke jual cd cetak rompak ke..
tapi aku nak buat pegi survey camp!!
haha, as funny as it sounds, but its true
yelah, aku tengok gambar dak2 yang dah pergi sesi awal2 haritu..
sangat menakjubkan
yang dulu macam edward cullen dah jadi beyonce
yang dulu macam beyonce dah jadi william gallas
(berdasarkan warna kulit, bukan jantina okey)

I called my bro and dia kate melambak je jual..
biker mask pun ade, lagi style..
tapi kang over la pulak..
lagi satu mak aku kate
ko amik je sekop mak tu, tebuk lubang untuk mate ngan mulut, dah abis cite..
good idea mak, but nothnksbai -.-

so dengan takde mende nak buat nye,
aku pun google lah cari,
mane tau bole buat sendiri..
aku kan suke buat bende..
so many interesting ski/biker masks out there!




ski mask versi 'dude, y u so serious?'



ski mask pikachu! yang agak horror sekiranya tenampak orang pakai mase tengah jalan balik keja malam2, lalu dekat taman pemainan yang sunyi sepi, pastu orang tu ikut dari belakang, bile kite benti die benti, then kite lari dia kejar, kite pun lari sekuat ati sambil jerit "tolong!!!! tolong!!!".. (sori, imaginasi tinggi)



ski mask versi Release the Kraken!! (kepada yang tak tau kraken tu ape, itu lah sotong dalam pirates of caribbean, asalnye merupakan mitos sea creature semata2.. cite omputih ni memang menyesatkan betol lah../sarcasm)




skull biker mask yang agak metal-ish and cool at the same time.. actually its a bandana.. ohh haritu abang aku ade bawak balik bandana pirates of the caribbean dari gsc.. tapi skull die kecik2, so tak boleh buat macamni.. -___-




another bandana.. domo! kinda cute, i think i wanna do this! kena seru balik dye2 aku yang berabuk bawah kusi tu.. bilik pun macam titanic pecah tak kemas2 -___- malas betul, main game rajin pulak.. kthnksbai!

May 23, 2011

:(

Tadi kan, my nephew kena cakar ngan kucing, Husky...
I feel bad sebab tak dapat buat ape2..
kesian die..

sedih..



;(





kadang2, when i'm sad, i never show any emotion on my face..
bile alone, baru terase...
i'm not an on-the-spot-drama queen lah..

Insignificant wishes..


Selamat bekerja untuk ngeh a.k.a the big guy a.k.a ciken chop a.k.a u know who u are..
gambar jb, special 4u xDDDDDDDD




dan selamat menjalani kehidupan kepada tok janggut..
haha xD

May 22, 2011

Nevermind

Waaa..
haritu, lepas habis last paper 13 May..
I wanna go back to my sis house on the 14th..
my elder sis smsed earlier before that..
she told me to come to my sis house in segambut
ada org paper nak datang..
at 11am katenye
and ada partayy my niece turns 3..

so that friday
earlier that week hayi ajak aku balik kl same..
biase lah, aku ni kan co-pilot yang berjaya..
i told him
i wanna go back early in the morning!!!!!
and he was like ok, just wake him up early lah...

then, bla3...
(takde mood nak bercerita)
i araiv segambut at 4pm
-___________-

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anyway thanks la dkat hayi
sebab bg aku tumpang
dgn ajai skali..

today the paper is out...
nice kan, ade dkat front page lagi~



sy nak cakap tahniah dekat akak sy sebab usaha die diberi penghargaan..
if i can do anything to help, just let me know..
berusahalah!
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then the other day i go out and return late..
tak dapat join my sis planking..
dah plan nak planking same2..
:((((




konklusinye.. nobodys gonna wait for you lah.. kthnksbai..

May 7, 2011

It's not what I didn't feel its what I didn't show..


single



tak single



FAQ: kenape azi takde bf da sejak...? dia ghey ke?

FAG: lol, i never knew the short term for 'Frequently Answered Given' will be FAG.. hahaha

hotak kau.
gay dosa lah.
meh sini aku nak cite..

just give it a lil thought..
if you are in a relationship with someone..
there are only 2 possible outcomes..
whether you breakup, or get marry.

or.. ada orang kate..

"ala, muda2 ni couple just for fun lah..
ol skool la ko, nak pikir kawin bagai.."

ohhhhhh..
just for fun ke..


- u gonna spend lotsof money on your bf/gf (and if u breakup its just.. burnt toast coast to coast)

- u gonna waste lotsof time on the phone, arguing, bla3..

- u gonna lost your freedom dude! y do you think PRISON BREAK tu sampai season 5..? Nak tunjukkan betape berharga nye freeeeedom!!!

- u gonna like..okay this is for the baddy2 people out there.. u gonna like.. okay wont say it cause i dont do such thing and I believe all my readers didn't too :)

- u gonna.. dosa lah couple! (gilo! nnt klu korg tgk aku couple in the future, u can rub this on my face xD)



figure 3.1: couple peluk2 di bp mall
(gambar hiasan)

so, losing all this shits.. i just cant commit the same mistake :( yeah, call me ol skool or what.. i'm gonna save it all.. for the right man.. not now, for sure, i'm still young.. got many things to deal with oso.. math.. math.. y am i thinking bout that subject? -___-

okay wait maybe in..few years? rite now i'll just.. fool around i guess :p not committing to any relationships.. be friends with as many people as I could.. gain knowledge.. travel around the globe.. feed the poor.. eh, dah2 la tu.. -___-


figure 18: i nak duduk sini lah tunggu encik betul datang..



figure 73: encik betul akan datang ibarat sam tsui menunggang skuter

p/s: who says i dun wanna be in love? I am, rite now.. (refer to the title).. and as usual, I just gonna move on and let the feeling goes by... it will.. it will not? :'( yes it will.. no it wont.. nahh it will.. just kidding it wont.. it will!! ngeh..

DIY

stands for..
"do it yourself~"
atau dalam bahasa ibunda nya
"ko buat la sendiri..
lantak ko la ko reti buat ke tak.."

ha, i love DIY..
as you can see..
on free weekends, at home, I will do weekend projects..
print tees la, cat rumah la, deco bilik la..
actually, diwaris oleh akak ku lah..
dulu masa aku kecik2 dia rajin ajak aku buat benda..
tampal2 mate kat papan telur..
buat muke org..
buat gelang yg ade minyak2 tuh..
ha tu je yg aku ingat, yang lain da ter delete seiring dgn usia :p

well today is different kinda DIY..
fixing things..
ha, kat matrix dulu kan, dgn berbekalkan sepucuk skrewdrebar..
aku pasang sndri rak kat bilik aku tu..
pastu mse sem 2 aku betul tombol pintu..
ha terer kan :P

ok kembali ke masa kini..
mesin basuh rumah i ni..
rosak haritu.. dah tekan drain
tapi air tak kuar..
so tadi adip pun menjalankan misi DIY..
aku pun join la..
bukak2 body mesen tu..
ha, tgk la salur dia.. alia yang tanggalkan..
rupe - rupe nye... kena BLOCK!
dgn ape?

duit! coins!
ade 20sen ngan 50sen..
tgk lah tu kawan2..
betapa kaye nye dak2 rumah kami..
sampai mesin basuh pun nak disedekahnye duit..

so lain kali..
sape2 mesen basuh, mesen rumput, mesen gan rosak..
ha boleh lah hantar kat umah ktorang..
nnt ktorang btol kan..
bayaran?
5 ekor ayam kampung..
sekor kambing gurun..
kthnksbai.

May 1, 2011

Singlet

Perkara yang tak best bile kau single:

Pantang la org len tgk kau bekawan ngan laki, mule la buat spekulasi.

Kalau laki tu single,

"haa, tu klu ko tak tau, dorang slalu pg wellward same2.. kapel la tu.."



Kalau laki tu ade awek da,

"haa tu tak lain tak bukan, nak berscandal lah tu.. pompuan tu da haus sgt kasih sayang, habis laki org dingurat nye.. mcm la takde laki lain die nak kawan.. aku yang kacak gila mcm justin bibir ni tak nak pulak dia kawan.."



Kalau laki tu ex- org,

"haa pompuan tu tak lain tak bukan nak masuk line la tu.. dari 25 taun yang lalu aku dah tau dah.."


tak bulih ke a guy and a girl be just friends? even better, good friends?
waduyuthink?
well i think..

kejap panggil kak demi tolong jawabkan..


demi

"who says I can't be single and have to go out and mingle.. bebeh thats just me ;)"

kthnksbai.

Mari menjawab paper Construction Engineering!

Explain the function of each plant and machinery below:


i. Scrapers - scrape


ii. Graders - grade


iii. Excavator - excavate


iv. Bulldozer - bulldoze




ish, pandai nyoo anak sapo lah ni..


haters gonna hate, burnt toast, coast to coast
kthnksbai.