Tiada Jodoh

Assalamualaikum

Harini aku nak mengarut sikit, dalam 2-3 perenggan..
Kasi chan laaa..

Sebenarnya masih dalam mood frust nih.. Sebab ape, selalu aje clash jadual dengan cik adip.. Rasanya dah plan nak pegi TS dengan dia sejak 2 bulan yang lalu -_- masih belum tercapai.. punya lah busy nampak tak?? Lepastu last week ajak dia pegi Jalan Tar, memang tak tercapai sebab aku balik kampung, dia pun kerja..

Semalam lepas lunch plan lagi, sebab this weekend free.. Dia pulak mau balik somban, Sofia kawen.. Muahahaha (gelak dalam kesedihan) Y-Y walhal TS dengan Jalan Tar tu, sekakangkang kera je. Haiyooo..

Ok misi nak pergi tu, sebab nak cari tudung.. Sebab baru perasan masa skrol gambar kat FB.. ada laa orang tu, gambar dia semua tudung sama, baju sama, rotate2 benda tu je dia pakai.. Tapi ko jangan nak fitnah kata dia tak basuh, dia basuh tau!! Dia cuma.. erghhh.. (jap nak fikir sebab)..

Yelahhh untung la awek ko lawa, model.. Setiap kali keluar rumah kena selfie, upload dekat instagram.. Tunggu dia bersiap average ade la dalam 25 tahun.. Pakai high heels.. lepastu boleh gurau manje "eh awak pakai high heels pun pendek.." anyonyonyonyonyo..

Nah amik ko juling mato tengok selendang

Sape tanak cantik, semua orang nak cantik.. Tapi tak baik lah kan kalau pandang yang cantik aje, siape pulak nak pandang kite yang biase2 ni.. Aku ade je hasrat dan niat suci nak pakai shawl selendang lawa2.. tapi apekan daya.....


Shawl lilit2 juntai2 berumbai2 memang tak sehaluan dengan :

a) Bentuk muka aku yang macam selena gomez (tolong kasi chan skali lagi)

Huehueheuheuehue

Mahluk halus punya lemak, even aku sudah kurus, ternyata pipi aku tak pernah kenal erti kurus! huh! Bila pakai shawl secara otomatik, tanpa perlu menukar gear - pipi terkeluar, muka jadi telur, hidung penyek, dagu membesar bak juara. Siape yang penah mengalami je tahu perasaan dia.. Siape yang muka cantik bujur sireh tu, syukurlahhh, sila pass genetic tu ke aku sikit.. Muahahahaha..




b) Motosikal dan helmet T-T

Tahukah anda, fullface ini hensem??

Cuba kau bayangkan, kalau pakai wide shawl lawa macam Irene Nadia tu, lepastu kena bawak moto.. Rintangan angin dari 18 desibel dah jadi 180 juta kilojoule tahu?? Kena pulak nak cilok2 celah lori time jammed, ade karang terbang2 tersangkut kat mane2, maka mohon sedekahkan Al-fatihah dan heshtag #ripriderwideshawl #sapasuruhmiskintakmampupakaikereta.
 
Kes helmet pulak, setakat ni aku ada 5 helmet, cuma 1 yang mesra tudung (tapi tak pass JPJ pulak aih). Yang lain, memang bukak2 je, tudung yang telah di bentuk rapi sebentar tadi telah pun menjadi haiwan liar. Hangin satu badann.. Yelah, nanti aku inovasi kan helmet yang bergaya dan mesra tudung ye.. Tengoklah.. Esok ke.. Lusa ke..

Ye? Nak kentang lebih?

c) Perangai malas shaiton

Apesal shaiton pulak yang kena ni? kah3.. Dah nama orang bujang, haruslaa malas.. (tipu je, orang bujang kena rajin okey, nanti dah kawen jangan nak harap bini jek semua). Kelas kul 8, pukul 8.05 bersiap.. Dah tang mana pulak nak berfesyen bagai. Dah kerja ni kadang2 bagus jugak la ada usaha, tapi still takde nak mengadap depan cermin berlama2.. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT! doakan lah aku ni berubah supaya jadi rajin tahap dewa ye..Tengok tu, doa pun suruh orang.. Shaiton sungguh pemalas itu~ puiiii!

Expectation

Reality

Oh ye model chun tu aku masih tak get over dia punya chun.. Semalam post kat twitter harini kat blog pulak.. Muahahaha.. Sila berkenalan dengan beliau, beliau sangat cantikkk T-T

Ok tipu kata nak mengarut 2-3 perenggan, ni dah 20-30 perenggan. Pape pun, hensem atau tak hensem itu tidak penting tapi yang penting ialah akhlak mulia. Muke lawa pun terhegeh2 dekat laki orang nak buatpe.. yedokkkk..

Renung2kan dan selamat beramal

Kbai.

Shiny New Toy

Pagi - pagi tadi on the way to library..

I saw this beauty..

Bombardier learjet? I shall call him Blackbird~!

wah

UTHM sudah ada pesawat!

naise~

itu untuk budak2 earonautic kerjakan..

kerjakan di sini bermaksud study lah,

bukan belasah ke amende..

budak aero sangat kacak dalam uniform mereka..

ya, smart + intelligence is the new kacak..

but remember

with great budget comes great responsibility

:)

takde gambo budak ero, amik ni arun aji (seperti yang digelar seseorang).. hahaha

p/s: I shud have made a watermark dekat gamba eloplane tu

sebab aku tepakse menjakunkan diri pegi situ tangkap gambo..

-___-

pakcik tenga cuci bas tu tengok je..

eh budak ni, aku tenga cuci bas tanak pulak amik gambo..

ok tu je

i got 4 test this week

4 freaking test

4 consecutive days...

there's no revision that can save me..

nah, takyah nak drama sangat. study!

bai. i love you.

Motivation but not really..

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Hello everybadi
this is Wendy..
I love watching her in Youtube
or as she loves to call it "Youtubeland"

why do I love her?
other than her great tips and pairings,
she is also different from other youtubers..
very cheeerfull and funny and very fun to watch lah
^__^

I also read her blog..
so from what I read,
ok malas nak review, nak kopipes je :p

In addition to fashion, I’m also very passionate about juvenile justice. I grew up in foster care, carried my belongings in a trash bag and worried about being homeless at the age of 18. I worked three jobs in high school to save enough money to go to college and as a result feel truly blessed to have had the opportunity to do so. I finished high school with honors, emancipated from the foster care system, and went to the University of California, Berkeley, where I graduated with a bachelor’s degree in Psychology.

yeahh..
she used to live a hard life u knowww..
but now look at her..
so successful meh

and kalau tengok her videos,
walauweh, sooo good one,
like so professionally, beautifully made..
that is because,
her boyfriend is a good cameraman
and photographer too..
i want, i want..
(T-T)
(not a boyfriend, but a photographer :p)

so konklusi nye lah kan...

1. kalau personaliti anda best, sure anda akan bejaye! takyah blaja roket science pun takpe. ok?
2. kalau idup tu susah, tak payah nak banyak komplen. usaha la lebih2. ok?
3. kalau nak jadi fashionista, tak payah la, nanti pakai2 dedah2, tambah dosa.. pakai duduk rumah takpe.. ok?
4. kalau nak cari partner tu, cari lah yang boleh memajukan diri anda, bukan menghancusskan mase depan anda.. ok?


ok sekian
semalam aku agak terpengaruh la kannn
tengok kasut die..
DIOR Cavaliere Boots




bersinar2 mate aku tengok
(O.O)
price: 350 USD..
kah3!!!
(x_x)

then tengok2 dekat fb terjumpe..
a cheaper version of that..



rase2 lah kalau beli, aku pakai tak??
kah3!!!
xD

-___-
kthnksbai.

Confuse -.-

Assalamualaikum :p
helo. hai. wassap.

setelah berjalan-blog ke blog2 hamba Allah yang cun. Ade beberapa yang recommend this Safi Krim Kecantikan lidah boye a.k.a Safi Hijau:







Murah je, RM5.oo + kat Watsons, Guardian or mana2 lah ko nak pegi, pedulik ape aku!! (emo tak betempat)

Aku penah beli time sem 1 dulu.. saje nak try.. sebelum beli tu..
as usual, I always see the ingredients in everything I see at the pharmacy..
So kalau nampak aku pegang produk tenung lama2 tanpa bergerak seinci itu tak bermakna aku sedang menyamar patung cendana mahupun perabot jati.. aku cuma menghayati kandungan nya..

Ok so krim safi ni, main ingredient dia: Petrolatum.. paraffinum liquidum..erk!! petrolatum tu, nama lain bagi vaseline.. Mcm khairul fahmi, nama lain dia pencurang apek.. ehh sejak bila aku minat gosip melayu nih?? eeeyu..
soooo back to the topic- petrolatum, here's what I read on the net

putting vaseline on your face is the worst thing you can do.. it clogs pores.. it causes breakouts.. if you have oily skin, stay away from petrolatum and parafin..

duhh.. is that so, then why do so many people say the product is good meh??



ok yang ni namenye creme de La Mer. rege die dekat nak RM500 satu tub.. satu tub tu bukan selori, tapi 30ml.. ko tau 30ml tu banyak mane? mcm nak minum ubat batuk, tuang dalam measuring pot yang kecik tu ha.. BANYAK kan? tah ape die letak dalam tu, 7 tempayan hati nyamuk kot..




Mari tengok ingredients dia..

Mineral Oil (Paraffinum Liquidum), Petrolatum, Glycerin, Isohexadecane, Microcrystalline Wax (Cera Microcristallina), Lanolin Alcohol, Sesamum Indicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Magnesium Sulfate, Paraffin, bla3..

Duhhhhhh.!! ade je tu parafin ngan petrolatum.. ape makna sume ni? :p
so I did some more research.. (rasenye kalau dalam kos aku ade subject kimia, aku bole dapat A+ :p)

based on this site:

panjang wooo aku bace :p summary nye, petrolatum tak clog pores, itu mitos semata2.. petrolatum tu bagus sebab melembapkan kulit.. ohyeke.. entah le.. @.@


kesimpulan: kalau kulit ko tu dah lawa, hasil DNA mak bapak yang sukses, sapu lah taik lembu pun, lawa la jugak.. klu kulit ko tu tak brape nak lawa, mungkin profesor tercampur chemical X dalam DNA ko, letak la krim sayap anjing laut terbang pun, mcm tu lahh jugak keadaan nye.. Itulah kehidupan, dalam kubur nanti sume tinggal tengkorak jugak, so ape kate ko cari krim untuk mencantikkan tengkorak pulak?

kthnksbai.

A review : Nixoderm

Assalamualaikum tuan-tuan dan puan-puan :p
Well today I wanna talk about this magic thingy called nixoderm..
fyi, i got acne since i dunno when
yeah, is sad T-T

I've tried everything
Dermalogica, Clinique, Clean and Clear, Avene,
Oxy 5, Oxy 10, Oxy 18 (nosuchthing)
and I've tried medication, doxycycline
it costs a lot you know T-T

and these product,
some of them work like for 1 month
some of them show no difference
some of them made my face a lot worst :(
is sad.. T-T

then i found this thingy
after reading these impressive reviews







price to pay = RM4.40 for 5.3 gram
where to get = any pharmacy, Guardian, Watsons, i get it at AEON wellness..
ingredients = Benzoic Acid (6.0%), Salicylic Acid (2.5%) and precipitated Sulphur (4.6%). Benzoic Acid is used primarily for treating fungal infections, while Salicylic Acid which is a Beta-Hydroxy Acid (BHA) is a known acne-fighting agent. Precipitated Sulphur purportedly also treats skin diseases including acne. (kopipes one..)
then here's what i gotta say



pros:
1. so cheap walauweh..
2. it works! enough said.
3. easy to apply, small container, can bring wherever u want
4. better than Oxy? hell yeah..
5. also work for whitehead, blackhead, gatal2.. so many function..
6. easily available




cons:
1. it burns for few minutes after u apply
2. so white lah the cream.. kenot go out with this thing on your face.. or else people call harian metro and you will become the headline: "hantu membayar bil letrik di pejabat pos"
3. a bit drying.. but not as drying as Oxy lah.. if you rajin moisturize, no problemo..
4. hard to remove ke? it can be removed by gently wiping your face with a tissue..
5. some people complain about the smell.. but to me, the smell doesn't really matter lo..


so that night during the Arsenal game.. I sleepover dekat rumah bujang Ecah.. and before we tido we chit chat a bit.. she asked me what acne cream did I used.. and I tell her lah, i just bought Nixoderm yesterday, so far so good.. and she was like.. "ooooh, I've been using it since da lame dah! memang lambat abis bende tu kan" hahaha.. patutlah echa takde jerawut.. tapi ecah tu memang muka dah cantik bersih pun sejak azali.. kui3..


and I recommend this product to anyone with acne problem..
disclaimer: this post is not sponsored, I buy everything with my own money coming out from the atm using my pin number ****** :p


oklah my hands hurt oredi because playing too much wii..
see ye later alligator :p



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Update 23/11/2014

Hi guys, I don't use nixoderm anymore, as it became immune to me after some time.
And also I choose to opt for gentler products on my face :) 

Fyi, I have a new face regime which i've practiced for more than 3 months now and Alhamdulillah, my face is now acne free.. 

To know more about it, visit my latest post (i'll update it soon).
Stay safe, bye2..

Hair hair hair..

Today I did some hair treatment

dekat summit, Batu Pahat..

this is the best place to get reasonable price

sebab there are like 20 salons here

competition dude..

and there i was

in a Loreal salon I guess..

was going for a rm75 treatment..

and then

"you amoi, mau pakai itu ubat bagus punya tak? Roreal punya, yu tambah sikit saja.. nanti rambut lembut punya, bla3... ramai customer pilih ini bla3..."

then i was like 'okay2..'

(actually i just want to shut her up)

rm120 it is.. -__-

pastu bermula lah 4 hours of pampering

tapi salon ni memang agak nice and fancy

owner dia pun frenly..

ada 2 screens on my side..

amoi pun dengan penuh kasih sayang

membuka DVD super junior (or was it 2pm)

a bunch of korean jambus dancing and singing god knows what..

the onli thing i understand is

soli soli soli soli chupa chupa chupa chup..

(mungkin tentang prinsip jus soli dan lolipop chupa chups)

sori lah k-pop lover di luar sana

i really can't digest things that i could not understand

rase2 nye they were like sekampung masa kecik2 dulu then they had a reunion and one of them went like 'lets form a band!!' it doesn't matter there are 18 of us, people still can tell the difference even if we had same hairstyles and costumes -___-

lepas tu leng zhai kedai pun datang

dia pun tukar cerita avatar

oh my saviour

tapi tapi tapi

dia set kan subtitle --> bahasa

bermula lah saga derita sekali lagi

welcome Jake ----> baik datang Jake

and lots more ridiculous translation yang aku pun nak tegelak tengok

again, i really can't digest things that i could not understand

nasib baik kat situ ada majalah..

aku pun baca

Maskulin dengan REMAJA

wah.. fascinating

then after 4 hours, i got super nice hair, yay!

lepas dah siap nak pegi kat keta I wore my hoodie lah instead of tudung so my hair tak patah..

then amoi tu kata

"waa u macam nak pegi rompak itu bank punya lah.. hohohoho"

palotak u amoi..

teringat dulu masa potong rambut kat salon

lepas da potong nak pakai tudung, time pakai skarf

leng zhai tu kate

"waa lu macam itu orang sakit kanser punya lo.. hohohoho"

palotak u too leng zhai..

kthnksbai

Simple Dimple :)

Today's topic is about dimple..
or dalam bahase melayu nye 'lesung pipi'

menurut wikipedia

Lesung pipi adalah lekukan pada kulit yang terbentuk pada pipi beberapa orang, terutama ketika mereka tersenyum (bisa jadi tidak terlihat jika orang tersebut adalah laki-laki yang memiliki rambut pada wajahnya). Kemungkinan lesung pipi adalah warisan genetik, tetapi tidak ada bukti dalam literatur untuk klaim ini.

ha tengok tu tibe2 aku jadi warga indonesia ya pak..
so biasenye orang ade 1pair of dimple (ceh)

comel kan si Cheryl Cole ni..
model sambilan blog aku la katekan..

tapi ade gak special case, ade 1 je..
biasela solo lesung die tu, tak suke kapel2 ni..

Brandon Urie Panic dekat disko ni pun comel juga..
malangnya dimple die ade satu je..
unik la tu kan..

okay sebenarnye saje terfikir pasal lesung pipi sebab terbaca pasal news ni..

pembedahan untuk ade dimple.. -___-
haish manusia, semua benda kau nak..
bersyukurlah dengan ape yang ade..

klu nak dimple plan la gene tu betul2..
nak anak comel pilih la mak die yang comel..
lebih kuang mcm tu la..

kthanksbai..

Rahsia rambut cepat panjang

^ini hantu sebelah perm, sebelah rebonding

Ishh banyak betul rahsia malam nih!

takpe, i boring, so bagi i bebel banyak2 sikit..

bukan ape, ade housemate i kata la kan

rambut i ni cepat panjang..

tebal lagi tu..

padahal baru haritu potong..

punya la gabra sebab leng chai kedai tu,

orang suruh potong sikiiiittt je,

skali dia potong seguni..

pastu cas mahal gila pulak tu..
nak nanges rasa..

my hair is my baby ♥

Anyway, berbalik pada topic asal..

Nak rambut cepat tumbuh dgn lebat dan hensem nya?

Ini tips2 dariku!

(warning: aku bukan ahli kaji rambut yang terlatih, so ini teori aku sendiri xD)

1. Rajin2 lah menyikat atau memberus rambut anda. Kalau agak2 kusut tu, start sikat dari hujung. Jangan kau sentap2 sampai ade hairball kat sikat tuh..

2. Pakai product rambut yang ada aleo vera a.k.a crocodiles' tongue. Macam i pakai hair vitamin Ellipse warna kuning, ada aleo vera and vitamin E. Ramuan2 best! And yang murah pakai baby oil yang kaler hijau tu, ada lidah boye gak..

3. Vitamin E baik untuk rambut and kulit. I makan supplement Bio 500E Blackmores :)

4. Coconut oil, traditionally used untuk shiny hair. Dulu masa kecik2 i pakai, amik kat umah atok. Skarang tak tau nak cari mana da..

5. Kalau cuci rambut, bilas pakai air sejuk.. Jangan pakai air panas.. Takya nak mengada sejuk la hape la.. orang duduk kat kutub utara sana tu lagi sejuk, ok?!

6. Invest sikit untuk syampu and conditioner yang advance sikittt.. sikitt je, aku tau la aku bukan artis nak pakai bende mahal2.. Try Loreal Elseve.. On a daily basis, Head and Shoulder is good enuff.

7. No heat! jangan iron, jangan blow dry. Kasihan rambut tu panass tahu?

8. Haa, last skali bile rambut da cantik, nak keluar tu pakai la tudung.. Baru dapat kap ba ro kap ta alif nun! Menutup aurat itu kan kewajipan utk semua muslimah :p (nasihat untuk diri sendiri yang dah tua bangka)

Tak boleh letak gambo aku letak gambo minah ni je la..
Rambut aku skarang macam ni lah..
Muka aku pun cun macam ni gak (perasan tahap dewa) xD

kthnksbai!

Rahsia gigi putih

"Gigi putih lahir dari hati yang suci"

tah sape tah cakap

tahyul sume tu

Nak gigi putih, kena usaha

Nak sume benda pun kena usaha

Mana ada benda free dalam dunia ni

Okay, dah2 la tu bebel

Harini i nak bagi tips gigi putih

sebab, ade la kan orang tegur i kan..

"eh gigi ko putih la, ko pakai mende ha?"

kang aku jawab ketas pasir ke, arang ke, kena lutu pulak..

so baik aku jawab betul2..

Oh, fakta di sini, kaum India zaman dulu mmg gosok gigi guna arang tau, putih gigi dorang.. tak caye pegi tengok cite hindi dulu2..

Okay (berapa banyak okay dah) step nak gigi suci bersih ni bukan susah sgt..

Macam biasa lah, rutin gosok gigi hari2..

Kalau nak afdal setiap kali amik wudhu' tu, gosok gigi..

Nabi pun ada kata kan, kalau tak susah, bagus kalau umat dia bersugi tiap2 kali berwudhu'

(lebih kurang macam tu la ayat dia, aku baca kat tiub ubat gigi Mukmin)

So I gosok gigi at least 3 kali sehari..

Pasal ubat gigi pulak,

normally i suka Darlie sebab dia penuh hangin..

then i pakai Pearl Drop Glossy White Tooth Whitener

ni ha dia..

murah je, dalam RM32 kat Watsons or Guardian..

tahan berbulan2..

or kalau takda duit, i beli yang biasa punya

RM13 kalau tak silap..

memang berkesan lah i cakap u..

and dia takda bleaching agent, so tak menghakis gigi..

dia tanggal kan stain and plaque je..

so, konklusi nye, nak gigi putih

- jangan smoke

- kurang kan minum kopi or tea

- rajin brush, floss + listerine :p

- dentist once every 6 months

- pergi scaling dekat PKU, free je.. mwahaha

kalau gigi dah putih senyum pun bertambah2 manis..

bak kata JB, u smile, i smile..
:P

kthnksbai!

p/s: notice sume artis hollywood gigi sume perfect! jeles kot :/

Oil, oil everywhere..

Have you ever dream of having perfect skin macam dalam magazine tu?
Naahh, semua tu dah airbrushed, photoshopped. Lets face it, there is no such thing as PERFECT SKIN! >.<

"There are no ugly girls in this world, only lazy girls"

Quote ni maksudnya semua orang pun cantik, yang tak cantik tu sebenarnya pemalas.
Macam tu eh? Ha betul lah tu. Bukan susah pun nak jaga diri. Cuma maybe amik masa sikit.
Kalau muka tu, ada 3 step je, twice a day. Cleansing, toning, moisturising.

Tapi ada lah certain human being yang lucky and blessed with 'good genes', tak perlu pakai apa2 pun dah cantik :) macam my roomate masa matrik, Hidayah. Kulit dia jenis kering and bersih. She can go to bed, leaving those 3 steps routine and wake up looking fresh. Lepas tu pergi kelas with barely any make up on. Lucky her! If it were me, buat macam itu, I would scare the sheet out of the whole kuliah, looking like a zombiel xD

Okay, so I am among the 'unlucky' ones who need extra facial care. People once suggest me, what if you stop putting all those chemical stuff on your face, maybe your skin will become better. YES, I've tried it. And it did NOT become better, trust me. -___-

This is because, I have oily skin. There is nothing unclean about oily skin. Lagi bagus, oily skin lambat berkedut. Worddddd. Cuma tu lah, lebih prone to breakouts. Well, here are some steps you can take kalau ada oily skin macam saye, and rakan2 artis saye kat bawah ni :p





1. Cleanse your face with a soft cleanser twice daily. Jangan guna pembersih yang harsh, yang mengeringkan kulit. Sebab when your skin jadi kering, it will produce more oil. Paham?

2. Pakai toner yang alcohol-free. Alcohol is baddd.

3. Mask yang paling sesuai untuk oily skin is clay mask. U know, mask yang macam lumpur tu, biasa kaler kelabu or putih. Baguss.

4. Guna skrub like, tiga kali or 2 kali seminggu. Bukan hari2 okay! or else your skin will become thinner, and super dry, macam orang yang dah 10 tahun mati..

5. Guna products and makeups yang specially formulated untuk oily skin. Cari perkataan2 macam 'oil-free, water based', 'non comedogenic', 'wont clog pores', 'non acnegenic' and lain2.

6. Always have a facial blotter in your purse. I trust Clean and Clear most, and also Gatsby has a good one too.

Okay dah tu je. kalau nak dengar I bebel pasal skin, sampai esok pun tak abis.. Nanti lah I buat VCD 18 episod pasal kulit ni :p